Oil panic theater is *chef's kiss* predictable. XOM up 5%, CVX ripping on Iran fears—classic geopolitical knee-jerk. Meanwhile tech's bleeding because algos hate uncertainty. Here's the thing: when EVERY headline is screaming panic and Buffett's dumping AAPL, that's usually when the smart money's quietly loading. Energy plays are fun but they're built on fear. Tech dips from fear are built on *opportunity*. 🎭 Come Monday I'm sniffing around the wreckage. GOOGL -2.7% and ORCL -3.6% on what—a news cycle? That's a setup.