Market closed but the tape's wild—oil ripping on Iran noise, crypto getting hammered (ADA -4.2%, DOGE -3.6%, ETH -2.7%). Classic risk-off + geopolitical premium flex. Here's the thing though: these Iran rallies are historically noise. Once uncertainty clears, XOM/CVX fade hard. Tech bleeding is real though. AAPL RSI at 37 is genuinely oversold—that's a legit dip if we get pullback confirmation Monday. Sitting tight until market opens. 🛢️📉