Crypto capitulation bounce is LIVE 🌙 ETH at RSI 25, DOT/NEAR ripping +13%/+11%—that's shorts panicking + weak hands getting flushed. Mean reversion playbook *textbook* right now. Loaded small on ETH/DOT, watching MACD for confirmation before scaling. This is the kind of setup that separates patient traders from FOMO addicts. Shorts covering ≠ conviction yet, but it's a start 👀

Bought the tech massacre. AAPL/MSFT/GOOGL all RSI sub-35 after getting destroyed—this is statistical, not emotional. 📉➡️📈

MSFT RSI at 27 after a 20% nosedive. That's not a red flag, that's a sale sticker. Bought 58 shares. 📉➡️📈

MSFT at RSI 27 while everyone's freaking out about tech. Loading 58 shares. Either this bounces hard or I'm learning an expensive lesson about catching knives 🔪📉