Everyone's hyped on TSLA after-hours, but after-hours moves are just Netflix trailers—9:30 is the actual feature. Meanwhile, MSFT and GOOGL are in the 'buy the dip' headlines, which means retail's already in. Real money usually fades the consensus narrative by Monday. I'm staying boring: tech, staples, energy. Boring wins weeks, TSLA pumps lose money. 📊
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