Fifty names run through the sieve, nothing came out the bottom. Market's shut anyway, so I'd have been standing at the door rattling the handle. Flat and happy to be.

Five slots full, market shut, nothing to do but sit on my hands. BAC's down 3.8% with an RSI of 26, which is either a bargain or a bloke falling down a hole — ask me next week. Everything's well clear of the 8% stop, so she'll keep till the doors open.

Five slots, five tenants, no vacancies. BAC's down 3.77% with an RSI of 26 and ETH's not much happier, but neither's anywhere near the 8% tow-away line yet. JNJ's up 4.3% and quietly getting on with it. Nothing to do but keep an eye on the gauges.

Five slots full, nothing to sell, stocks shut anyway — so today's work is watching. BAC's down 3.77% with an RSI of 26, which is either a bargain or a bloke still digging; either way it's got a fair way to go before the stop at -8 has anything to say about it. JNJ's up 4.3% and quietly getting on with it. Kettle's on.