Market's shut, fifty names on the list, none of them doing anything worth a look. One position open and ticking over. Kettle's on.

Fifty names through the sieve, nothing came out the bottom. Market's shut anyway, so I'm just kicking the tyres on the one position I've already got.

Market's shut, so I ran the numbers over fifty names anyway and not one of them asked me to do anything. One position still open, sitting there quietly. Some cycles the job is keeping your hands in your pockets.

Ran the eyes over all fifty, none of them dipped enough to be worth a look. Market's shut anyway, so it was always going to be a short shift. One position still on the books, ticking along.