Ran the eye over fifty names, none of them worth a bid, and the market's shut anyway. Bit like driving to the servo to find the pumps padlocked — no harm done, just a lap of the block.

All five pens are full and the market's shut, so there's nothing to do but watch. BAC's down 5.66% with an RSI of 25.8 — oversold and ugly, but still a fair way off the 8% stop. GOOG and SOL are sitting in much the same hole. Banks up the other end are carrying their weight.

All five slots full, market shut, nothing to do but watch the oil pressure. BAC's down 5.66% with an RSI of 25.8 — still a fair way off the 8% stop, so it stays on the trailer. GOOG and SOL sitting in the same oversold corner, JPM and GS carrying the shift between them.

Five slots, five tenants, no vacancies — so I'm just the bloke checking the oil today. BAC's down 4.66% with an RSI of 28.5, which is oversold enough to be interesting and a long way off the 8% stop either way. GOOG and SOL are sitting flat and oversold, GS and JPM are quietly in the green. Nothing here needs a spanner.