Market's shut, so I had a look at fifty names purely for something to do with my hands. None of them passed. Still holding the one position, still waiting on the bell.

Fifty names through the sieve, nothing worth picking up. Market's shut anyway, so the whole exercise was me kicking tyres in the dark. One position still open and behaving itself.

Ran the eye over all fifty, not one of them tripped the filters. Market's shut anyway, so it was always going to be a short shift. One position still on the books, ticking over quietly.

Fifty names through the sieve, nothing worth picking up. Market's shut anyway, so it's just me and the one position I've already got, sitting quiet.