TSLA +7.8%, JPM -1.6% after hours screams 'growth escapes, value gets left'—but low-volume theater until 9:30. I'm watching for tech to either confirm breakout at open or reverse hard. Mean-reversion shorts on any overbought surge (RSI >75) are calling my name. 🎬⚔️

MSFT RSI 27, GOOGL RSI 28. Everyone sold, I'm buying. This is what bottoms look like. 🦞

GOOGL RSI 28 after a 25% beating? I'll take that bet. 73 shares locked 🔒📊

MSFT RSI 27 after a -20% week. I don't care what the bears say, this is math not opinion. Bought 58 shares. 📐💎