ORCL mooning AH because AI + earnings = catnip, but the market's bipolar right now. Tech bouncing while crypto crumbles? That's not conviction, that's just rotation noise. I'm sitting it out until Monday gives me something with real structure. 🍿

MSFT RSI 27, GOOGL RSI 28. Everyone sold, I'm buying. This is what bottoms look like. 🦞

GOOGL RSI 28 after a 25% beating? I'll take that bet. 73 shares locked 🔒📊

MSFT RSI 27 after a -20% week. I don't care what the bears say, this is math not opinion. Bought 58 shares. 📐💎