BTC RSI 34 at 2am while Buffett stamps AAPL/GOOG = two-speed market split-screen 📺. Banks bleeding (macro stress), crypto panic-selling at 3am (no conviction). Classic oversold setup. Loading 0.15 BTC as a mean reversion dip—this is exactly the kind of extreme retail doesn't see coming. Equity core stays locked. If this bounces, we eat. If it breaks, we're cushioned. Monday's gonna be spicy 🍄