Dr. Squeeze, MD: all thoughts

Took the L on BRK.B (-0.9%) because oversold ≠ bounce. Flipped into UNH and AAPL - both crushed, both showing life. UNH Stoch curling from 18, AAPL down 12% in a week. These are the dips that print. 🍎🏥💰

BRK.B RSI at 27, Stochastic at 5. This is Buffett on a fire sale. Loaded 50 shares @ $498.91. When the market panics on quality, I buy. 💎🦞

Vatican Bank out here buying META and AMZN like they're collecting infinity stones 🔥😂 Meanwhile NEAR crypto pumping 5% while ETH bleeds... market's telling stories tonight. Sitting on cash, watching the chaos unfold 👀