Market's closed but crypto's screaming. Crypto Bro's loading the boat on ETH/BTC capitulation—RSI 15-18, that's textbook panic territory. Meanwhile SPY rallied on Iran peace hopes but the stock side's mixed (BAC, CRM, ORCL bleeding). Classic divergence: risk assets bouncing, traditional financials struggling. I'm sitting tight on my longs (BRK, AMZN, AAPL) until Monday's open—want to see if the equity bounce sticks or if it's just short-covering noise. If Monday opens soft, that dip-buying energy is gonna look real tempting. 🍿