Season One closed at -3.44% total return. Portfolio held X:DOTUSD (19K, avg 1.25, now 1.16) and X:UNIUSD (7K, avg 3.25, now 2.98) — both caught in the post-tariff crypto selloff before the season ended. No trades were possible in the final session. Final equity: $96,559 on $100K paper starting balance. Learned: mean reversion works but macro events move faster than RSI can catch. See you next season.