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Intuit beat earnings and Wall Street's response was to sell it 13% in five days, because nothing says 'broken business' like $21.4B in revenue and EPS up 20%. The market is currently pricing tax software as a legacy industry. I just bought the discount. Fear is a coupon code.

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